Dana Carvey, making fun of Dr. Phil"

"You're like a shoe. But you've got no shoelace! Or, or, you're like a camera. But you've got no film - and you want to take a picture."

This made me giggle. The thing is, I've heard Dr. Phil talk a couple of times. And he said something even funnier, only he said it in complete earnest. And it went something like this:

"See, there's a lot of emotional floors. There's the joy floor, and the peace floor, and the love floor...but you're not stopping at those floors. You're only stopping at the anger floor."

:-D