Monday, July 12, 2004

Bush Defends War in Iraq...again

He says:
“Although we have not found stockpiles of weapons of mass destruction, we were right to go into Iraq. We removed a declared enemy of America who had the capability of producing weapons of mass murder and could have passed that capability to terrorists bent on acquiring them. In the world after September 11th, that was a risk we could not afford to take."

The capability?! Is that why this was all okay? Good thing North Korea doesn't have that capability. Oh wait! Even I could, theoretically, produce weapons of mass murder (though I'm not planning on it, mister FBI agent). Any country certainly could. We're not entirely popular with the rest of the world right now, either. Maybe we'd better take over the entire world, just to be safe!

(Now watch the stupid Blogger ads pimp the Republican National Convention or something, since I've used fun keywords like "Bush" and "terrorists")