"i will be confused for cash.
if you're stupid, but want to know what its like to baffle someone with your intellect, then pay me money (the stuff that you swap for things in shops) and i guarantee i will be confused by you. amaze your friends (the people you go to the pub/dole office with) and confuse. . .well, me. hourly rates apply.

timmy
timmy@baffleme.co.uk
United Kingdom - 07/04/04"

"Jesus
My friend, Dan Poxon, is the son of god. I'll sell him to you for £50. He looks cuban and likes to smoke draw.

Oli
give_me_polos_or_give_me_death@hotmail.com
United Kingdom - 12/04/04"

See what other people will do for you and for what price at:
http://youwhores.com/buy.html

This is creepy, but funny.