From an LJ friend - this is pretty cool.

An interesting spin on things...

Heterosexuality Questionnaire, Martin Rochlin, Ph.D.

1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
2. When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?
3. Is it possible your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?
4. Is it possible that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?
5. Isn't it possible that all you need is a good gay/lesbian lover?
6. Heterosexuals have histories of failures in gay relationships. Do you think you may have turned to heterosexuality out of a fear of rejection?
7. If you've never slept with a person of the same sex, how do you know you wouldn't prefer that?
8. If heterosexuality is normal, why are a disproportionate number of mental patients heterosexual?
9. Your heterosexuality doesn't offend me as long as you don't try to force it on me. Why do you people feel so compelled to seduce others into your sexual orientation?
10. Why do you insist on being so obvious, and making a public spectacle of your heterosexuality? Can't you just be what you are and keep it quiet?
11. How can you ever hope to become a whole person if you limit yourself to a compulsive, exclusive heterosexual object choice, and remain unwilling to explore and develop your normal, natural, healthy, God-given homosexual potential?
12. Heterosexuals are noted for assigning themselves and each other to narrowly restricted, stereotyped sex roles. Why do you cling to such unhealthy role-playing?
13. How can you enjoy a fully satisfying sexual experience or deep emotional rapport with a person of the opposite sex, when the obvious physical, biological and temperamental differences between you are so vast? How can a man understand what pleases a woman sexually or vice versa?
14. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
15. With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?
16. How could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual like you, considering the menace of overpopulation?
17. There seem to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed with which you might be able to change if you really want to. Have you considered trying aversion therapy?
18. Do heterosexuals hate and/or distrust others of their own sex? Is that what makes them heterosexual?
19. Why are heterosexuals so promiscuous?
20. Could you really trust a heterosexual therapist to be objective and unbiased? Don't you fear s/he might be inclined to influence you in the direction of her/his own leanings?
21. Since AIDS has struck so many more heterosexuals than male homosexuals around the world, and female-to-female transmission is extremely rare, don't you worry that your sexual practices are a risk to your health and/or God is trying to tell you something.