From if-mud :)

Ryan says, "My parrot just sneezed rather wetly on my neck."
BrenBarn says, "eeew!"
ghira says, "bleah"
Ryan says, "Bird snot."
Ryan says, "The things they don't tell you when you sign up for pirate lessons."
Matthew says, "I didn't know parrots could sneeze."
Ryan says, "He enjoys rubbing his face in my hair, but it apparently tickles his nose and makes him sneeze."
BrenBarn says, "you thought it was just going to be an easy life of arring and cutlass-brandishing, but they didn't tell you about the parrot sneezes"