"Wait, I'm not a dictator!" you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Face it, you're a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact… or the fact you look like a monkey! What tin-pot dictator are you? Take the "What Dictator am I?" test at PoisonedMinds.com

oh god.