going through old email in my storage hotmail account:

From Ryan:
"FIDDLESTICKS and ZAMBONIS, Sarah! I slept and missed you! I feel like a DINGLEBAT FOOL!" (I'm going to start using "fiddlesticks and zambonis" if only i can remember)

From Skippy:
"Well.....I see you've found me! It is true I have been in hiding since the "freak" microwave incident. I have also been creating my master plan to destory plastic dolls. My free time is consumed with dried fruits and shaved hamsters. I'm also a libra and my intrests include walks on the beach and romantic civil war rifles
see you at crandall"

Ryan saved this for me. It is someone's rules for love and marriage, even if I honestly don't remember where it is really from. :)

[21:55:10] also, marrie with a homme/femme which has conversation. When you will be old, your capacity to converse will be more significant than all the remainder.
[21:56:04] also, likes deeply and passioniment. You can leavethere wounded, but it is the only way of living the life
[21:56:37] also, remains promised in marriage 6 months at least before marrying you
[21:57:15] also, approaches the love and the kitchen with a certain abandonment bold
[21:58:31] also, seriously when you say " I am afflicted ", looks at the person in the eyes
[21:59:43] keeps nothing for a special occasion, each day that you screw is a special occasion.
[22:13:39] also, do not rely on a homme/femme which does not close the eyes when il/elle kisses you
[22:13:48] also, eats much brown rice