I took The Spark's online Pregnancy Test, and you should too

According to our analysis, you are not currently pregnant. During your life, you'll have:
3 children.

Here are some stats about your next one:

Sex: female
Birth weight: 9 lbs. 6 oz.
Length at birth: 8 inches
Chance of mangling birth-defect: 7%
Most likely defect: infant-acne

Hee hee hee. :)